Archive for the 'Awesomenacy' Category

I’m Moving to New Zealand

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

Topless Parade Approved

Topless porn stars on motorbikes will parade down the main street of New Zealand’s biggest city, it has been confirmed.

The event called “Boobs on Bikes” has been given the green light by Auckland City Council, despite concerns from some councillors.

They had been worried that granting a permit for the parade would look like the council was backing it.

Boobs on Bikes is part of Erotica Expo, organised by entrepreneur Steve Crow.
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It will see at least 30 pornography actresses, clad in leather, proceed down the city’s Queen Street on Wednesday this week.

I think it’s terribly obvious as to why I’ll be moving to New Zealand soon. Perhaps I should organize a “Boobs on Idiots” parade.

Ten Thousand Reasons Civilization is Doomed

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

Another “why didn’t I think of that” web site:

10,000 Reasons Civilization is Doomed

Examples:

Reason #17 The post-9/11 whitewashing of Newark International Airport, which was renamed to Newark Liberty International Airport. - By Aurelio Biondi on August 19, 2006

Reason #18: Plastic bags. By Belladona on August 19, 2006

I think Belladona would look hot in plastic bags. Belladona is just plain ole hot!

Reason #19: Suicide bombers: Stupidest. Idea. Ever. By Nuncio on August 20, 2006

Reason #21: About 1/3 of Americans consider Intelligent Design to be a viable explanation for the origin of species. By Aurelio Biondi on August 20, 2006

Reason #22: Holocaust deniers. By Nuncio on August 20, 2006

Reason #23: Ann Coulter By Rosetta Fellini on August 20, 2006

Exactly.

I Want a Hummer

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

The Heartwood Hummer Wooden Kazoo

This thing is awesome!

Open Letter to Executive Management and Bean Counters

Monday, August 14th, 2006

This “Open letter to CEOs, COOs, CIOs and CFOs across the corporate world” is outstanding.

I am writing to you as a newly minted rebel. My main purpose in life is to take your best, your brightest, most creative, hard-working and passionate employees and sneak them out the hallways of your large corporation so that they are free of the yoke of lethargy, oppression and resentment.

It hasn’t always been this way. I tried for many years as a consultant to YOU to explain the importance of treating your employees with dignity and respect. I encouraged you to speak clearly and to the point, to avoid endless hours of PowerPoint, buzzwords and meaningless jargon like “our employees are our most valuable asset.” I was sincere in my efforts as I coached your managers and explained the importance of providing objective, developmental feedback to employees that was based on observable behavior, not personal generalizations. I encouraged you to be open with your business strategy so that your employees could contribute ideas to grow your company.

After ten years, I give up. I was banging my head against the wall trying to find ethical, creative ways to train your employees on the merits of your forced ranking compensation plan. No amount of creativity could overcome the fact that it is a stupid idea and does nothing but create an environment of competition, politics and resentment. Whoever sold you on that idea was wrong.

So now I want to help your employees leave and start their own business. Regain control of their life. Feel blood pumping in their veins and excitement in their chest as they wake up each day. I honestly wish that it were possible for them to feel that inside your company. But things have gotten so convoluted that I honestly don’t think it is possible unless you take some drastic steps:

Yeah, I probably quoted too much of it, but it’s awesome. Read the full article to check out the suggested steps and so forth. It’s long, but it’s great reading.

Jurassic 5 ft. Dave Matthews Band - “Work It Out”

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

This video is spot-on. Jurassic 5 ft. Dave Matthews Band - “Work It Out”


(hat tip to Crooks & Liars.)

Stewart - Colbert 2008

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

I totally want one of these:

Stewart - Colbert 2008

(the shirt, not the model…)

Ali G with Andy Rooney: “You Is a Racialist”

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

This is one of the best Ali G clips of all time… Ali G interviewing 60 Minutes’ Andy Rooney.