Archive for August, 2006

Well, at Least it Didn’t Happen to Me…

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

Teen Crashes Into Tree Full of Bees

A teenage driver crashed into a hollow tree and stirred up tens of thousands of angry honey bees, creating a swarm that sent her and nine others to the hospital.

“Those bees were mad,” said Volunteer Fire Chief Kent Gilbert, who was stung at least 50 times while trying to pull the 16-year-old driver from the wreckage. “I’ve never seen bees, especially honeybees, attack like that.”

Kinda weird, eh?

I know I have the “immediately see what’s wrong with other people’s stuff” disease… check out this sentence from the article (emphasis added):

Safety workers doused the bees with water and foam while they tried to free Cossairt, who was taken to a nearby hospital with broken legs and multiple bee stings. She was remained at Lutheran Hospital on Thursday.

Go M.C. Grammar Hammer!

Ali G with Andy Rooney: “You Is a Racialist”

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

This is one of the best Ali G clips of all time… Ali G interviewing 60 Minutes’ Andy Rooney.