I’m Moving to New Zealand

Topless Parade Approved

Topless porn stars on motorbikes will parade down the main street of New Zealand’s biggest city, it has been confirmed.

The event called “Boobs on Bikes” has been given the green light by Auckland City Council, despite concerns from some councillors.

They had been worried that granting a permit for the parade would look like the council was backing it.

Boobs on Bikes is part of Erotica Expo, organised by entrepreneur Steve Crow.
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It will see at least 30 pornography actresses, clad in leather, proceed down the city’s Queen Street on Wednesday this week.

I think it’s terribly obvious as to why I’ll be moving to New Zealand soon. Perhaps I should organize a “Boobs on Idiots” parade.

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